This is a little drink I invented this week, but I will admit the dripping sides came from Martha Stewart (I think). I actually started out on Monday trying to think of a new drink to make for Cocktail Friday and the first thing I did was come up with the name, Menstruating Cumshot. All that was left was make a drink around that perverted idea.

The dripping Karo syrup on the rim of the glass, does give the illusion of a vulva when looked at from an angle. The hard part of this thing was the semen shot. I tried to come up with something stringy or ropey but none of the confection ideas I had panned out, so the best I could do was go for “lumpy.” The chopped ice, I discovered, does the trick!

Serves 2


  • Absolute Vodka (3oz)
  • Vanilla Rum (3oz)
  • Ginger Ale (3oz)
  • Pineapple/Coconut Juice (3 oz)
  • Vanilla Ice Cream (1/4 cup)
  • Ice Cubes (1/4 cup)
  • Karo Light Corn Syrup
  • Red Food Coloring

Preparing The Menstrual Blood

Take a dish or a plate that is wide enough to hold the rim of your martini glass.

Pour Kayro syrup in the plate, then drop in food coloring and mix with a toothpick or a chopstick until deep red color is consistent.

Set aside the plate.

Preparing The Cum

Add rum, vodka, ice, ice cream, juice and ginger ale into blender. Blend until ice is crushed well.

Decorating Glass

Dip rim of martini glass into red Kayro syrup mix.

Turn martini glass upright and blood will slightly run down the glass.

Pour and Serve

Fill martini glass with contents of blender.